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Old 05-30-2009, 12:18 AM   #1
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OK THIS IS A TOTALLY TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST SUMMER JUST AFTER MY BIRTHDAY

ok when i lived in ky me and some friends went to the bar and i got trashed and my friends left. the bar was to close in about 40 min and i just sat in one of the booths to sober up so that i could drive home since it was 3am and all my friends were gone. so im just sitting there and this pretty attractive chick walks up to me and says "do you want to see my tatoo" my drunk ass of course says sure y not. so she undoes her pants and pulls her panties down and im just sitting there staring at her puss thinkin wtf just happend lol. and she says " i had a tatoo of a mouse but my pussy must have ate it" i sit there thinking wow are you kidding me and of course my smart ass replies well i can get it back for you lol and she sits down and we talk for awhile and then things got interesting and fun lmao need less to say it wasnt in there rofl

but i decided to post my story to see if there are any of you that have had somthing similar happen to you if so please share and lets have fun

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