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Old 01-19-2011, 03:19 PM   #1
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So i feel that we need one so i made one, let me start

What do u call an invisible paki?

A fart

What do u call a paki on a bike?

a dirtbike

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Old 01-19-2011, 04:42 PM   #2
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Hahahaha lol
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:27 PM   #3
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nice.. we definitely need this


In a pub quiz the other day, I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer is Africa.. lol
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:30 PM   #4
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I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's Ipod after realizing that 'Itouch kids' is no a good product name.
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:32 PM   #5
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You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least the drive slowly past school..
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:53 PM   #6
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aahhh another thread to laugh at...
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Old 01-20-2011, 11:26 AM   #7
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lololol these are great. i feel like this will get very racial in here so i might be changing the title to let people know lol
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How was the first copper wire invented?

2 jews fighting over a penny
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Old 01-21-2011, 01:46 PM   #9
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that jew joke wasnt funny. there has to be better ones =p
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Old 01-21-2011, 03:13 PM   #10
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did u hear about the new jewish sports car, it has moishlen tires but not only does it stop on a dime ..... it picks it up too

y do jew have have such big noses.
cuz the air is free
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Just put a deposit down on a brand new porsche and mentioned it on facebook.

I said 'i cant wait for the new 911 to arrive' next thing i know 4,000 muslims have added me as a friend!!!
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.

I said 'how can you tell them apart?' He said; her brothers got a moustache
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lol at the 911 one xD

and it took me a while to figure out his grilfriends twin was a guy =o xD
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The red cross have just knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the floods in pakistan, i said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden.
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i dont get it >.<
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