[T3GZ]

So i feel that we need one so i made one, let me start

What do u call an invisible paki?

A fart

What do u call a paki on a bike?

a dirtbike

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[Raid3n]

Hahahaha lol

[jdm_type]

nice.. we definitely need this


In a pub quiz the other day, I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer is Africa.. lol

[Weap0n_R]

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's Ipod after realizing that 'Itouch kids' is no a good product name.

[Steven]

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least the drive slowly past school..

[ron.k20a]

aahhh another thread to laugh at...

[Shanook]

lololol these are great. i feel like this will get very racial in here so i might be changing the title to let people know lol

[T3GZ]

How was the first copper wire invented?

2 jews fighting over a penny

[Shanook]

that jew joke wasnt funny. there has to be better ones =p

[T3GZ]

did u hear about the new jewish sports car, it has moishlen tires but not only does it stop on a dime ..... it picks it up too

y do jew have have such big noses.
cuz the air is free

[Raid3n]

Just put a deposit down on a brand new porsche and mentioned it on facebook.

I said 'i cant wait for the new 911 to arrive' next thing i know 4,000 muslims have added me as a friend!!!

[jdm_type]

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.

I said 'how can you tell them apart?' He said; her brothers got a moustache

[Shanook]

lol at the 911 one xD

and it took me a while to figure out his grilfriends twin was a guy =o xD

[crazyeg6pnoi]

The red cross have just knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the floods in pakistan, i said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden.

[Shanook]

i dont get it >.<