[maxtrbo93]

This all started when i started talking to him on facebook about his brothers cavalier that he helped "build"... and then I slowly started realizing this kid's stupidity....hes 17.....read on and you'll understand how amazingly stupid this child is.

(My name is Dallas)
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Michael Roshambo
Ya its my brothers but im buying it off him, we have been working on it for awhile
3:28pmDallas
is it fast..
3:28pmMichael Roshambo
Yea not bad right now
3:28pmDallas
where do u live
3:29pmMichael Roshambo
Red deer lol
3:29pmDallas
grade?
3:29pmMichael Roshambo
11
3:29pmDallas
what rims are on it
3:29pmMichael Roshambo
i used to go to school with you
3:30pmDallas
what rims are on it
3:31pmMichael Roshambo
kongcountersteers
3:31pmDallas
horsepower?
3:33pmMichael Roshambo
Dont remember
200 soemthing
3:33pmDallas
whats done to the engine
3:33pmMichael Roshambo
sorry 300
3:34pmDallas
whats done to the engine
3:35pmMichael Roshambo
cold air, turbod
3:35pmDallas
lol
what size and model of turbo
3:37pmMichael Roshambo
Ignition stage 3, clutch, stage 3 cpu
3:37pmDallas
what size and model of turbo
3:38pmMichael Roshambo
mitsubishi t517z
3:38pmDallas
internals?
3:39pmMichael Roshambo
no idea
what u mean
3:39pmDallas
does the engine have forged internas
internals
3:40pmMichael Roshambo
no idea
3:40pmDallas
like new pistons...rods...crankshaft...cams
3:40pmMichael Roshambo
O yea new rods
and crankshaft
3:41pmDallas
what headgasket is in it
did u replace the high speed muffler bearing too?
3:43pmMichael Roshambo
cosworth performance 100mm
no idea
pretty sure
3:43pmDallas
the HSMBearing was probably titanium too eh?
3:44pmMichael Roshambo
no idea
my brothers done most work
3:44pmDallas
well its a good thing he replaced it then... those seem to break alot
3:45pmMichael Roshambo
half a cavys parts are cheap titanium, so everythings been riped out prety much
3:45pmDallas
oh nice
he probably replaced the tranny belts to handle that power a little better eh
those stock trannies arnt that strong i dont think
3:46pmMichael Roshambo
yea he did
well its a run around car not ment for high speeds and drifting so lol
3:46pmDallas
yeah i understand
my silvia only has 240hp
youd definitely smoke me
3:48pmMichael Roshambo
Im pretty sure its like 280 to the wheels
3:48pmDallas
that engine is a 4cylinder right? cuz if it is I hope he was smart enough to replace the stock vaccum lines with mandrel bent ones
3:49pmMichael Roshambo
yea its only 4
3:49pmDallas
so he replaced those vaccum lines with the better mandrel bent ones then eh?
3:49pmMichael Roshambo
probibly i have no idea
3:50pmDallas
oh. does he have an exhaust system?
3:50pmMichael Roshambo
yea
3:50pmDallas
does he have some good headers?
he probably got his exhaust system ported and polised
polished
3:52pmMichael Roshambo
yea
fuyll 3 inch
full
3:52pmDallas
from the cylinders back
for better flow?
3:54pmMichael Roshambo
ye
3:54pmDallas
dope man
sounds like a cool build
the only thing i have to ask is
will you race me for pinks?
3:55pmMichael Roshambo is offline.
3:55pmMichael Roshambo is online.
3:55pmMichael Roshambo
Pinks, naa lol
3:55pmDallas
why not
i havent even replaced my HSMB yet..
3:55pmMichael Roshambo
cause i know you got more under the hood than you say, ive seen you race
3:55pmDallas
ive got a 350 shot of nos
it helps a little
but my silvia only has a v8... im swapping in a v10 son
3:56pmMichael Roshambo
why did you tade the srt 4
3:56pmDallas
because it was a fucking neon
how am i supposed to change my headlight fluid in that thing when the bucket for it is located under the freaking seat
3:57pmMichael Roshambo
Haha that sucks
3:57pmDallas
yeah man
honestly tho... i entered a drift competition in grand prarie with the neon.... it did alright
3:58pmMichael Roshambo
sweet, i loved the blow off valves
3:58pmDallas
yeah i had 3
3:58pmMichael Roshambo
why u trade the aristo or supra then
3:59pmDallas
i didnt have an aristo
my buddy did
i had a supra
and because it couldnt drift as good as the neon
4:01pmMichael Roshambo
I thought both you and landon did
4:03pmDallas
naw
but anyway man, i gotta go
you should be a mechanic
i swear
4:04pmMichael Roshambo
haha, quick question really quick
whats your 1/4 mile time
or 1/8
4:04pmDallas
i ran 6 scnds
your brother can probably run like 5
4:05pmMichael Roshambo
yea 5. somthing
4:05pmDallas
yeah
without a doubt
pce man
4:05pmMichael Roshambo
peace

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[JaysonR]

hahaha lol did you ask for a pic of his car?

[ED3 sedan]

nice, the kid has obviously never been around a garage or an engine bay period. i don't think starting the car while his brother's under the hood tuning counts as helping.

[Shanook]

"3:56pmDallas
because it was a fucking neon
how am i supposed to change my headlight fluid in that thing when the bucket for it is located under the freaking seat"

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i get people with that all the time... its either the headlight or blinker fluid.. or if they have a honda i tell them about the "vtec fluid"

rofl..

How did that conversation even start it seems so random xD